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2nd ‘Back-to-School for Botox’ Story: Middle School Teacher – Enough Said

The KEY is doing a contest to give botox to one deserving mom.  The kids are going back to school, and we’re looking for someone who most needs facial treatment to get back to normal.

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Here is out second mom’s story.

“Single mom desperately seeking to look younger and rejuvenate my life!

I need botox for many reasons, but here are my top ten:

1. I have a 14 year old daughter who tells me I need it.

2. I have smoker’s lines and I have never smoked a day in my life.

3. I have no boyfriend, nor have I had one in quite some time.

4. I am a middle school teacher – enough said.

5. I have been 29 years old many times.

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6. The more I work out, my face gets thinner, my boobs get smaller, and my thighs double in size.

7. I have to wear bangs in order to keep others from thinking I’m angry.

8. I use a Dermawand and shock my face daily, causing my eye lashes to singe.

9. I was at the pet store the other day when someone mistook me for a sharpei puppy and pet me on the head.

10. I look pie-eyed and I’m not tired or high.

As you can see I am in desperate need of botox.  Please help me so my students will not be scared anymore.

 

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