5 Crazy Washington Laws You May Have Already Broken!

There are some laws that don't make sense. Then there are laws that REALLY don't make sense! Here are some crazy laws we found that you may have actually broken. Don't worry, we won't tell! I'm guilty of #3! (Don't turn me in).

The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.

This is so awesome! Guess those "Messin with Sasquatch" commercials are illegal if they're in Washington!

Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.

NOOOOOOO!!!

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

Sorry anyone who was sick, but had to go to work. You're breaking the LAW!

It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park. (Walla Walla)

OK, this one makes sense, but wait, does that mean you can give a bird noxious substances

It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

Whew! Glad I read this! I was totally about to attach a vending machine to a... wait.. no....

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