Here are the 10 best local Missed Connections on Craigslist:

You weren't wearing a ring and I think you're gorgeous and margaritas are yummy.

You said I was right on time. You are beautiful with a wonderful accent. You may be a little older than me but I am not one to mind.

We danced, chatted, ate Quesadillas, sat at the river. And then you lost your phone...

 

I saw you at the funeral and you kept looking back at me...

I ate there tonite with my sig other, but I couldn't help noticing that you were constantly checking me out!! and I liked it. I thought you had a very cute ass!! and a nice front as well. would you be interested in being my hot young naughty mistress? I would love to see you on a regular basis. discretion needed of course.

 

You had a gorgeous eyes, a cute laugh, long brown wavy hair I wouldn't mind pulling and a thick and firm petite build. When the cashier told you happy early birthday and asked if you had anything special planned you said "no" an he said well atleast your boyfriend will bring you flowers and coffee to work you said "probably not" I had to bite my tounge from blurting out " if I was your guy I would"!

I LEFT WHEN YOU DID AND FOLLOWED YOU TO THE MEDICAL MALL WHERE I ASSUME YOU WORK. DIDNT HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY HI OR WANTED YOU TO THINK I WAS STALKING YOU!

We looked at each other, thought we had a moment?(At least I had a moment thinking nasty thoughts about what I wanted to do to you!)