Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Valentine’s Day-Challenged Husband Sends Flowers…To the Dog
This hubby has got his work cut out for him if he plans to win back his wife's love.
Woman Smuggles Boyfriend Out of Prison in Suitcase — With the Results You’d Expect
This devious lady tried to send her lover packing.
Distraught Woman Leaves Ridiculously Unhinged Voicemail for Closed Gelato Shop
This woman broke up...with ice cream.
Proposal Ends in Disaster When Ring Tumbles Into Waterfall
Tears weren't the only thing falling during this proposal.
Little Boy Is Waaaay Too Excited to Get Toilet Paper for Christmas
When it comes to the perfect Christmas gift, don't overthink it.
Have You Finished Your Christmas Shopping? [POLL]
The clock is ticking.
Is Milk Actually a New Trend at Fancy Dinner Parties?
Milk does a dinner party good.
Total Dingleberry Tries to Set Ex’s Home on Fire With Cheetos
Revenge is a dish best served...cheesy?
Watch Canadian Parliament Get Into a Heated Argument About the Word ‘Fart’
It's good to know America isn't the only country where politics has gone off the deep end.
Soccer Player Inexplicably Misses Point Blank Shot, Should Be Banned for Being Terrible
If you're wondering why you just don't see so many highlights from fourth-tier Serbian soccer, here's your answer.
Brazen Fool Robs Company President During Job Interview
Look, some people are just not good on job interviews. This is the tale of one of those people.
Gummy Turkey Thanksgiving Feast Is a Cavity-Forming, Gut-Busting Culinary Feat
This is not your traditional Thanksgiving meal.