I'm really fond of G2 Gel pens. I have hundreds, that's not an exaggeration. I have a skateboard I hardly use, but I'll tell you I skate to sound interesting. Truth is, I skated up until two years ago. My love of sports is fickle, but my hatred of the New York Yankees is undying. I'm a Disney Movie Club subscriber because Disney bought Marvel and Lucasfilm. If I like an album, I've already purchased a vinyl copy. I love Kanye West's music more than I love most human children. I own his entire discography. My favorite color is orange, like my soul.
Woman Meets Boy on Xbox, Kidnaps & Rapes Him
Parents of kids who play online games may be a little more protective after hearing about this.
I Have a Pothole Problem
I've been taking a new route to work and back. My wife went back to work and so I drop my daughter off at the babysitter's house.
Split-Second Seat Belt-less Selfie Leads to Teen’s Death
A 16 year-old girl was in the backseat of a car full of friends. She, like most teen girls wanted to snap a selfie to commemorate the occasion. Nothing was terribly out of the ordinary.
Would You Call Cops on Drunk Guy Mowing Your Lawn?
A man was arrested for allegedly driving his riding mower drunk. He blew a 0.189% for the police when pulled over.
2 Earthquakes Hit Near Pasco
There have been around 2,000 earthquakes near Tri-Cities since 2006.
College Place Cops: Get That Junk Out of Your Yard
The snow has subsided, revealing some unsightly sights in yards throughout town.
Listen to NEW Guns ‘N Roses “Shadow of Your Love”
Guns 'N Roses have uploaded a "new" song.
Big Changes for Avengers Fans With Movie Pass
Movie Pass has updated their terms of service which will change the dynamic of the service quite a bit.
126 lbs of Meth + Coke, Heroin, and Oxys Confiscated from Truck Going to Spokane
126 lbs of Meth plus large amounts of coke and heroin, and "thousands" of 30MG Oxy pills were found in a truck heading to Spokane from California.
WSU QB Luke Falk Drafted at Same Spot as Tom Brady
They say lightning doesn't strike the same spot twice.
Seahawks Will Have Twin Brothers on Defense in 2018
Last year, the Seattle Seahawks drafted UCF defensive back Shaquill Griffin in the third round.
Have You Seen this Shooting Suspect?
KPD are looking for a woman who allegedly fired a round at another woman.