Jessica Sager
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Boozing, Birthday Woes and a Free Ride From Mark Heller + Mr. Pink
Lindsay Lohan is happy that she's not going to jail, but she's still pissed that she has to go to rehab -- not just because she insists she doesn't have a problem, but also because she's going to be there on her birthday, July 2.
She's so mad that she won't even pay her lawyers. Because someone else is doing that for her.
Adele Has a Bunch of Grammys, an Oscar and No Driver’s License
Adele has a slew of trophies, a kid, millions of dollars ... and no driver's license.
She wants to change that last part.
Lil Wayne Was Never Near Death, But May Need Rehab
Following Lil Wayne's severe seizure scare on Friday night (March 15), there was a slew of conflicting reports about the 'A Milli' rapper's condition. Thankfully, Weezy apparently was never near death. However, it appears that he is on the road to recovery -- and that the road may have 12 or more steps.
Viewpoint School Is Not Pleased With Charlie Sheen’s Dog Poop Threats
So, uh, remember how Charlie Sheen suggested everyone send dog feces to his daughter Sam's old school?
It turns out the school really isn't a fan of that idea.
Matt Lauer May Be Getting the Ann Curry Treatment at ‘Today’
Karma is a word that rhymes with "witch."
Not long after Matt Lauer reportedly had NBC give Ann Curry the boot at 'Today,' the longtime morning show host may well be on the chopping block himself.
Gerard Butler Finally Learned Brandi Glanville’s Last Name But Probably Wishes He Hadn’t [VIDEO]
Howard Stern, as is his M.O., grilled my imaginary boyfriend Gerard Butler about his sex life. Specifically, his sex life with Brandi Glanville. You know, the hot mess whose name he didn't recognize.
Charlie Sheen Wants to Put on a Cape and Save Lindsay Lohan. Without Sleeping With Her.
Charlie Sheen is a Hollywood antihero, but he wants to be an actual hero for Lindsay Lohan, who he considers a friend -- a friend without any benefits at all.
Bobby Brown Must Not Pass Go or Collect $200, But Instead Go Straight to Jail
Bobby Brown is heading to the slammer.
New ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Cast Includes a Few Names You May Almost Recognize
The cast of season 16's 'Dancing With the Stars' was announced, and unlike most of the previous seasons, you may actually know some of the stars on this one.
‘Argo’ Wins Best Picture at 2013 Oscars, Vindicating Ben Affleck Once and For All [VIDEO]
Michelle Obama and Jack Nicholson, who, aside from their awesomeness couldn't be more different, announced the winner for Best Picture at the 2013 Oscars -- and it was none other than 'Argo.'
And though he could have, Ben Affleck didn't rub anyone's nose in it. He's a much better person than we are.
Jennifer Lawrence Wins Best Actress at 2013 Oscars, Remains Adorably Human [VIDEO, GIF]
Jennifer Lawrence didn't beat Meryl this time ... but only because Streep wasn't nominated for anything at the 2013 Oscars. Instead, J-Law beat Jessica Chastain, Quvenzhané Wallis, Naomi Watts and Emmanuelle Riva to win Best Actress.
And she fell down.
Seth MacFarlane Opens the 2013 Oscars With Class – And a Whole Lot of Funny [VIDEO]
Upon learning that he was hosting the 2013 Oscars, Seth MacFarlane claims his reaction was simple: "It's an honor that everyone else said no."
MacFarlane mocked the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars, but he still showed the Academy Awards grace and respect. Though this was not one of the Comedy Central roasts that the 'Family Guy' creator was used to, he still killed it.