I've got a lot on my mind today, and like a shoe that doesn't fit, the one thing I just can't get over is marshmallows in fruit salad. It's already fruit -- you can't improve upon it! The marshmallows soak up the juices and expand and blow up. Then you've got gooey mess, not marshmallows! If you want them with your fruit, have them to the side instead of punishing everyone else! Who's with me?