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Christmas Trees And Dating

The differences between a Christmas Tree and a date.

  •  A Christmas tree is ready when you go to pick it up.
  • A Christmas tree won’t retaliate if you dump it after a month.
  • You don’t need a clever line to pick up a Christmas tree.
  • A Christmas tree doesn’t mind you looking under it.
  • A Christmas tree doesn’t become envious around bigger trees.(treeness envy)
  • You don’t have to worry about who else has had your tree.
  • A Christmas tree doesn’t worry about how many others you’ve had.
  • A Christmas tree doesn’t object to exotic electrical appliances.
  • A Christmas tree doesn’t think your a whacko if it finds an artificial tree in your closet.
  • The tree doesn’t get upset when you tie it up and put it in the trunk to take it home.

Why Christmas Trees are better than women:

  • You never have to sit there and wait 20-minutes while you Christmas Tree finishes getting ready for the big company Christmas Party!
  • How may times have you heard a Christmas Tree complain that all you do on Sunday is lie-around all day, watching football, and drinking beer.
  • When you’ve had enough of your Christmas Tree, all you have to do is drag it out in to the woods, or toss it on the curb to have it hauled away.
  • Your Christmas Tree never orders the lobster brisk and champagne. All it wants is water!
  • It doesn’t matter what a Christmas Tree wears, they always look fat in it!

 

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