Do Women Like Big, Fuzzy Beards? I Asked, the Answer Was Deafening!

My friend is having trouble with the ladies so of course he comes to me for advice. He's not convinced his big, bushy beard is a problem, so I took the question to Facebook to prove a point:

I got 40 responses, mostly from women, and after counting up the votes the results are as follows:

29.5 said NO

The half vote was a woman who said no for all men except her man.

2 said YES

But both made the stipulation that only really well-groomed beards are sexy -- not bushy.

2 abstained

They just wanted to crack jokes without giving a real opinion.

I think 29 to 2 (or 28 to 3) speaks pretty decisively gentleman.

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