Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Valentine’s Day
I think it’s funny that men even argue about it. There really is no grounds for a debate. The sooner you learn this simple fact, the sooner you can learn to enjoy Valentine’s Day.
IT’S A HOLIDAY FOR WOMEN — ONLY WOMEN!
I know it’s supposed to be a “lover’s holiday,” suggesting two people. I know some women buy something for their man (or for themselves for their man, if you catch me drift). But it’s not. It’s a holiday for women. Don’t expect it to be anything else. Do you really want it to be for you? Do you really need someone to buy you chocolate? Can’t you buy your own silk boxers? How many watches do you really need. Man up.
And don’t be sour about it. The Super Bowl is a man holiday if I ever saw one — and it’s always on a Sunday so you never have to miss it.