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Gregs HORRIBLE Pickup Lines For Valentines

.DISCLAIMER:  “With Great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” use them with caution… because chicks dig ‘em!

*I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

 

*Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for valentines day but if you want  something sweet…..

 

*Wanna go halves on a bastard child ?

 

*Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

 

*Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

 

*I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

 

*If this place was a meat market, you would be the prime rib.

 

*Look at the tag on their shirt and then say: “Oh, I thought you were made in Heaven!

 

*Hi, I’m suffering from amnesia… do I come here often?

 

*Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?

 

*Hey, why don’t we go behind a rock and get a little bolder…

 

*If you were a burger at Mcdonald’s, you’d be McGorgeous.

 

*Do you like fondue? Because I’m fond of you.

 

*Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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