Gregs HORRIBLE Pickup Lines For Valentines
.DISCLAIMER: “With Great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” use them with caution… because chicks dig ‘em!
*I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
*Sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for valentines day but if you want something sweet…..
*Wanna go halves on a bastard child ?
*Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
*Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
*I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
*If this place was a meat market, you would be the prime rib.
*Look at the tag on their shirt and then say: “Oh, I thought you were made in Heaven!
*Hi, I’m suffering from amnesia… do I come here often?
*Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?
*Hey, why don’t we go behind a rock and get a little bolder…
*If you were a burger at Mcdonald’s, you’d be McGorgeous.
*Do you like fondue? Because I’m fond of you.