Greg’s World-Famous Pickup Lines for Easter
DISCLAIMER: “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” — use them with caution!
*You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
*My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky!
*There’s an Easter parade in my pants…jus sayin!
* If you come back to my place, I’ll give you a ‘peeps’ show.
* I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, ..buuuuuuuuuuuuuttt!
*I’m on a hunt – for your number.
*You’re not just somebunny… you’re my bunny.
*I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from – you may be surprised!
*Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
*I’m just like an easter bunny – sweet, but hollow on the inside.