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Guys Don’t Do This For V-Day

The Bronx Zoo is selling Madagascar hissing cockroaches for Valentine’s Day. For $10, you can name one roach or for $25, you can have a cockroach couple named after you and your partner. The zoo says, “There is no better way to say ‘forever’ than with the gift of a cockroach. Each gift comes with a colorful certificate emailed to your loved one announcing that a cockroach has been named in his or her honor.” To sweeten the deal, the zoo is also offering boxes of chocolate replica cockroaches.

 I don’t know a woman in the world that would feel  romantic after receiving this gift. Stick to the Roses and Chocolates.

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