Have a Good Laugh! Here are 10 Clean Jokes You Can Tell Your Friends!

I'm absolutely the worst Joke teller! I can remember the 'Jist' of it, but I usually am the only one cracking up because I can't remember how they went! I always love a good CLEAN joke! So here are some fun ones for you!

1
A Ham Sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, We don't serve food here."
2
Wanna hear a knock knock joke? You start!
3
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
4
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'll have five beers"
5
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. "Don't you mean Martini?" Asks the bartender. The Roman says "No, just the one"
6
Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the hell out of the dogs.
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Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat.
8
Why did the cat fall into the well? It couldn't see that well.
9
Who is this Rorschach guy, and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
10
You have to stay fit. My gran started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60. Now she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.

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