You can't hide from social media and when it comes to Elf on the Shelf, we've seen it all. He's been a bad elf, a good elf, a funny elf and a naughty elf. He appears to be innocent in the evening, but by morning the guilt on his face tells of overnight shenanigans. He's never been busted for drugs, but his rosy red cheeks lean to the fact that he may be a heavy eggnog drinker. Hats off to the Hermiston Police for not being fooled by festive clothing and looking into his true background. According to the HPD Facebook page, Mr. Elf on the Shelf is roaming the booking area while patiently awaiting the results of his background check. Updates on this fascinating holiday story  will be posted as warranted.