Horse Meat Should Be On Sale In The U.S. Within A Month.

I hope your hungry. Earlier this month, your beloved Congress….the one with the lowest approval rating of all time…very quietly lifted a ban on slaughtering horses for human consumption. Which means…HORSE MEAT FOR EVERYONE!
Apparently, horse slaughterhouses could be up and producing horse meat within a month. Currently there are no slaughterhouses in the country set up to butcher horses for human consumption.
But they WILL open eventually. Even if Americans don’t develope a sudden taste for sweet, delicious horse meat, businesses will be able to make good money exporting it to Europe and Asia.
Are you willing to eat horse meat?



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