I hope your hungry. Earlier this month, your beloved Congress....the one with the lowest approval rating of all time...very quietly lifted a ban on slaughtering horses for human consumption. Which means...HORSE MEAT FOR EVERYONE!

Apparently, horse slaughterhouses could be up and producing horse meat within a month. Currently there are no slaughterhouses in the country set up to butcher horses for human consumption.

But they WILL open eventually. Even if Americans don't develope a sudden taste for sweet, delicious horse meat, businesses will be able to make good money exporting it to Europe and Asia.

Are you willing to eat horse meat?