Time to go home and respect your cat!

Here is a few cat one-liners to bring a smile... wait, do cats smile?

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?.....Too many cheetahs.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?....The purrpatrator.

Why is the cat so grouchy?....Because he’s in a bad mewd.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?....Mice Krispies.

Why did the cat run from the tree?....Because it was afraid of the bark!

What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?....A peeping tom.