This is my favorite news story I saw this week. It involves Blaine, Washington and Miami, Florida. This guy is either a genius or a moron.

Cops in Blaine, the home of Washington state's primary border crossing with British Columbia, Canada, say they found a stolen 2012 Jeep Patriot in a bank parking lot on July 2.

The car had been stolen from Miami, Florida 50 HOURS PREVIOUSLY!

That means that dude drove non stop for 3,400 miles! How many bottles for peeing would that take? He did even stop for Slurpees and Slim Jims?

Police have no idea who this guy is. If he's that crazy, what are the chances he made it across the border?

Blaine Towing now has the car and police are trying to contact the owner to return it. 50-hour road trip anyone?