Apparently, the goal of every inmate in American prisions today is to get a contraband cell phone so they communicate with the outside. Even though they can get extra time on your sentence, having one is worth it.

--According to a report from New York Times, the new way for inmates' friends to get them cell phones is to use a POTATO CANNON to fire the phones over prison walls. Usually they wrap the phones in grass to camouflage them from the gaurds. Now you know.