Contact Us

Stuff I Expect to See Invented in 2014 — Scientists Get to Work!

George Doyle

Now that we’re in the season of being grateful, and enjoying the magic and wonder in the world around us, I thought I’d take a minute to share my list of stuff I think should have been invented already. Come on brainiacs, what’s taking so long!!!

  • Unjammable printers
  • Breakfast delivery. You can have almost any kind of food delivered, but not breakfast.
  • Toilets that flush used water (to conserve good water)
  • Solar power that works
  • Really good plastic zippers for pant flies
  • Headphones that won’t tangle
  • Flying cars
  • Hoverboards
  • Tires that won’t get flats
  • Birth control for men
  • Converting salt water to drinkable water
  • Gas pump nozzle that won’t drip
  • A plastic or rubber mattress pad that won’t slide all over the place
  • Cure for baldness

[SOURCE]

More from 98.3 The Key

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://keyw.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 98.3 The Key: The Best Hits of the 80's 90's and Today! quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 98.3 The Key: The Best Hits of the 80's 90's and Today! quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!