cell phones

After an almost two-year investigation, the Federal Communications Commission said Monday it had reached an agreement with most of the nation’s cell carriers that should protect consumers from “bill shock” — unexpected increases in a monthly wireless bill.

Apple’s highly-anticipated ‘Let’s Talk iPhone’ event on Tuesday began with newly-installed CEO Tim Cook reflecting on some of the company’s successes, as well as one new one: the new iPhone. Dubbed the iPhone 4S, the gadget keeps with the company’s tradition of introducing completely new models every other year, with upgrades in between.

According to the International Agency for Research on Cancer the radiation in cell phones may cause cancer. The group came to this conclusion after analyzing 30 previous studies which had explored the link between cell phones and cancer...

Unless you’re willfully ignorant . . . you’ve heard how dangerous it is to talk on your cell phone while you’re driving.  Experts say it can be even more dangerous than driving drunk. –Well, a study from the University of Kansas just found the one occasion where it’s actually SAFER to drive and talk on your phone.

So when your kids send text messages, they use abbreviations with letters and numbers, like g-r-8 for great and 4-g-o-t for forgot. And you probably think they're becoming brainless, English-mangling fools.

Apparently, the goal of every inmate in American prisions today is to get a contraband cell phone so they communicate with the outside.