drug test

I read a story in the Tri-City Herald today that the Umatilla School board is thinking of requiring students who participate in sports/extracurricular activities to submit to random drug testing.

In the biggest surprise since learning Santa Claus just might be mythical, chick-beater and member of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club Chris Brown failed a drug test -- a violation of his probation that could land him in the slammer. But if that happens, it seems Rihanna would likely be among the list of people visiting him behind an inch of glass on Sundays.