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Woman Busted for Driving on Sidewalk to Avoid Stopping for School Bus [VIDEO]

The Brad — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 03:00:42 +0000

Even before you take Driver's Ed or get your permit to drive a vehicle, you know to stop for school buses. Mostly because they are covered in flashing lights and a sign that says STOP is sticking out of the side (which you can partially see in the photo). It really is obvious. Apparently this Cleveland woman didn't have time to obey the law or worry about others safety.

Naked Man Covered In Crisco Just Wanted To 'Party'

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:33:05 +0000

Chad William Forber is clearly a party animal. But his preferred way of getting down isn’t for everybody. The 41-year-old was arrested by police after they got a call that a naked man was wandering around the downtown area of Rock Island, Illinois early Monday morning. When the cops found Forber, he was covered in Crisco.

Man Rides Lawnmower in Traffic, Unsurprisingly Gets DUI

Don Deane — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:44:19 +0000

Getting arrested for DUI must be bad enough, but imagine the additional embarrassment of getting busted for drunk driving on a lawnmower. That’s what happened to a 69-year-old man in Wisconsin last Saturday. Police came upon Charles Gray while he was riding a lawnmower down a busy stretch of highway. At first, Gray refused to [...]

Dumb Criminal Pulls 'Dine and Dash' In Restaurant Full of Cop Waiters

Shauna Wright — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 13:05:36 +0000

It’s never a good idea to run up a restaurant tab and then skip out on the bill — and it’s an even worse idea when said eatery is lousy with cops. After Alan Golden, 22, of New Mexico, ate dinner with a group of friends at a local Applebee’s, they thought they’d pull a [...]

Dumbest Criminal of 2012 Accidentally Gives Handgun to Cashier He's Robbing

Danny Gallagher — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:52:30 +0000

A bank robber in London foiled his own robbery by handing the teller his own gun.

The unidentified man entered the bank last October with a pair of sunglasses and a flat cap covering his head. He demanded 700,000 p

Woman Attempts to Hire Hitman on Facebook [VIDEO]

Big Jim — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 16:16:55 +0000

We've all updated our Facebook and Twitter accounts with messages we've later regretted, but most of the time they're completely legal. Such wasn't the case for 20-year-old Eley London, a mother from Philadelphia who told Facebook she'd "pay a stack" for someone to kill her baby's father.

Man Charged For Filling Wife's Gas Tank With Water

Big Jim — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 18:33:01 +0000

When it comes to his faltering marriage, you could say Dino Spinelli put some gasoline on the fire when he put some water in the tank.

The 36-year-old Wisconsin man was charged Tuesday for felony criminal damage to property for allegedly filling the gas tank of his wife's car with water last summer. Spinelli was reportedly trying to get back at her because she wanted a separation.

Man Wearing Cow Costume Steals Milk From Walmart

Big Jim — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:47:58 +0000

A Virginia man was arrested after allegedly stealing 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart while wearing a cow suit and crawling on all fours. Sounds hilarious, right? Unfortunately, a spokesman for the Stafford County Sheriff felt otherwise. “This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting I’ve seen. It might’ve been a [...]

Guy Robs Convenience Store…With A Tree Branch?!

Big Jim — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 19:53:00 +0000

Last Tuesday, some guy robbed a convenience store outside Washington D.C., and his weapon of choice was a SEVEN-FOOT-LONG TREE BRANCH!