Why, Kimmy, why?

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The reality star told Marie Claire just weeks before the divorce that one of the reasons her marriage to Kris Humphries was going to work out was because she “learned so much” from her first marriage to music producer Damon Thomas when she was just 19.

Like many a divorcee, though, we will soldier on. Let’s start the healing process with 14 jokes about Kim and Kris’ marriage.

Well, too bad — for all of us, really. Because a clip from the single’s never-released video has now gone public, and the booty-shorted, glossy-lipped, strobe-light-laden, seizure-inducing disaster has now claimed every last one of us as victims.

The 450 guests in attendance included fashion designer Vera Wang, Kim’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’ partner Mark Ballas, ‘Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria, ‘American Idol’ host and ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ producer Ryan Seacrest, tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams, singer Avril Lavigne, and longtime Kardashian friends Dina and Lindsay Lohan.

‘Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,’ will, according to the network, feature  “every step of the process, from wedding planning and partying to the moment when they say ‘I do.’”

But in its latest campaign, “Super C-U-T-E,” the company bypassed an actual star and went with an apparent lookalike of reality show phenom Kim Kardashian — and she is not amused.

Kim had her rump X-rayed as a way to prove she’s never had butt implants. By way of comparison, the doctor first showed an X-ray of sister Kourtney’s surgically enhanced chest. But, Kim’s x-ray showed no implants of any kind.

Now, OK! Magazine is reporting that the 30-year-old reality star is pregnant. But is this latest shocker actually true? According to Kardashian herself, heck no.

According to an exclusive PEOPLE cover story, the 30-year-old TV beauty is engaged to her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.

Humphries popped the question on May 18 with the words "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" written in rose petals. Kardashian, of course, said yes.