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		<title>Genius Product of the Day: Envelopes With Chocolate-Flavored Seals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone&#8217;s finally figured out a way to actually get you excited to send out thank-you cards. You can now buy note cards with envelopes that have chocolate-flavored seals.This is great, when you lick them, you taste delicious chocolate! A set of 10 costs $12.99 you can get them HERE.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone's finally figured out a way to actually get you excited to send out thank-you cards. You can now buy note cards with envelopes that have chocolate-flavored seals.</p>
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		<title>Did You Hear of the Scheme to Poison Washington&#039;s Apples?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 13:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was uncovered in a murder trial in Georgia that Washington State had been a target of a domestic terrorism plot conceived by former U.S. soldiers who served together at Fort Stewart, Georgia. What was the first phase of the anarchist militia group’s plans? To poison all our apples. It came to light when the group’s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was uncovered in a murder trial in Georgia that Washington State had been a target of a domestic terrorism plot conceived by former U.S. soldiers who served together at Fort Stewart, Georgia.</p>
<p>What was the first phase of the anarchist militia group’s plans? To poison all our apples</p>
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		<title>Buy Elvis&#039; Soiled Underwear</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s one thing to call yourself an Elvis Presley fan. But if you&#8217;re willing to buy a pair of the guy&#8217;s stained underwear, you&#8217;ve taken fandom a little to far. And if you&#8217;re willing to pay $16,000 for said underwear, you need help! A British auction house is selling a pair of stained tighty whities [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's one thing to call yourself an Elvis Presley fan. But if you're willing to buy a pair of the guy's stained underwear, you've taken fandom a little to far.</p>
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		<title>Is This Bird Poop on a Windshield&#8230;or Michael Jackson?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m glad this is not another Jesus sighting, because it would be blasphemous. Jesus does not make appearances in bird poop.But Michael Jackson does! Last week, 29-year-old Brandon Tudor of Oswego, Illinois was driving on a highway when a bird pooped on his windshield. And he immediately noticed something in the poop.  It was Michael [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm glad this is not another Jesus sighting, because it would be blasphemous. Jesus does not make appearances in bird poop.</p>
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		<title>A Man Took Propecia For Nine Months And Says It Turned Him Into a Woman?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 17:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well this is a new one. A 38-year-old man from Florida took Propecia for nine months to cure baldness and says it turned him into a woman. He says he grew breasts, his hips widened, he got the urge to cross-dress, and he found himself attracted to men. Propecia does inhibit testosterone, but this is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well this is a new one. A 38-year-old man from Florida took Propecia for nine months to cure baldness and says it turned him into a woman.</p>
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		<title>Man Blows Up Like a Balloon After Getting Pierced by Air Hose</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 15:59:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Jim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When people tell Steven McCormack he&#8217;s full of hot air, they&#8217;re not kidding. The 48-year-old truck driver from New Zealand blew up like a balloon last Saturday after a compressed air hose punctured his rear end, resulting in a massive amount of air hurdling its way into his body. How did McCormack wind up becoming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When people tell Steven McCormack he's full of hot air, they're not kidding.</p>
<p>The 48-year-old truck driver from New Zealand <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/25/man-turns-human-balloon-falling-air-hose/ " target="_blank">blew up like a balloon</a> last Saturday after a compressed air hose punctured his rear end, resulting in a massive amount of air hurdling its way into his body.</p>
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