Things Dad will never say ...

  • "I'm lost, time to pull over and ask for directions."

  • "Why did you stop whining?"

  • "Mom and I are going away for the weekend, you should throw a party?"

  • "You don't need to get a part time job, I have plenty of money for you to spend"

  • "Don't you think that skirt is a little long?"

  • "When is my turn to wash the dishes? It feels like forever"

  • "If your friends are doing it, sure you can too."

  • "Curfew, what curfew?"

  • "Would you like control of the remote?"

  • "Let's see what's on the Lifetime Channel"

  • "Do these shoes go with this outfit?"

  • "Who keeps turning off all the lights in the house?"