10 Things Dad Will Never Say

"I'm lost, time to pull over and ask for directions."
"Why did you stop whining?"
"Mom and I are going away for the weekend, you should throw a party?"
"You don't need to get a part time job, I have plenty of money for you to spend"
"Don't you think that skirt is a little long?"
"When is my turn to wash the dishes? It feels like forever"
"If your friends are doing it, sure you can too."
"Curfew, what curfew?"
"Would you like control of the remote?"
"Let's see what's on the Lifetime Channel"
"Do these shoes go with this outfit?"
"Who keeps turning off all the lights in the house?"