Area 51 Stormtroopers Beware! The Air Force Will Defend “Assets”
The plan (fake news?) to storm Area 51 is gaining steam ... estimates are all over the place ... around one million people saying they're going here, but only 541,000 are REALLY actually going there ... Friday, September 20, 2019 at 3:00 in the morning. Apparently employment is not an issue? You couldn't have done it on a weekend?
An Air Force spokeswoman says they, quote, "always stand ready to protect America and its assets."
Should everything go according to plan, lots and lots of strangers will gather united by a common goal: raid Area 51 in the wee hours of the morning - using a strength-in-numbers approach to reveal any extraterrestrial treasures stashed within the notoriously clandestine government base.
Or, put more simply, "Lets see them aliens."
Will you even entertain the idea, let alone you or any of your friends attend the joke(?) Facebook event?: "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"
Planned for Sept. 20 in Amargosa Valley, an hour's drive away from Las Vegas, the event page is currently filled with thousands of posts theorizing the best way to break into the top-secret facility.
The truth (and you) are WAY out there...