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10 Flower Girls Who Are Terrible at Their Job
To an adult, it seems like the simplest task in the world. But to a small child, walking down an aisle and sprinkling flower petals on the ground is apparently totally terrifying. Here are some videos of little girls who just can't handle the pressure of being flower girl...
14 Awesomely Bad Horror Movies Available on Netflix Instant
Basically once Labor Day has passed, we spend our time gearing up for Halloween, which means apple cider, carving pumpkins, and loads and loads of terrible scary movies. The only problem is that there are bad scary movies and then there are *bad* scary movies, and the only way to tell the difference between the two usually involves sacrificing 40 minutes or so of your life.
11 Cringe-Inducing Halloween Costume Fails
If your Halloween costume isn't coming along exactly the way you planned, don't feel bad -- at least you aren't any of these horrible Halloween fails.
Couple’s Awesome Engagement Photos Are a Cinematic Delight
We're not sure what decade you're living in, but unless you're using Photoshop to radically alter your engagement photos, you're never going to get internet famous from a bunch of pictures. NEVER!
11 Amazing Facts About the Authors of Your Favorite Children’s Books
From champion beaglers to real-life James Bonds, the stories behind these authors are equally as fascinating the books they wrote.
Proof that Bill Nye Is Going to Win ‘Dancing With the Stars’
Yup, Bill Nye the Science Guy is going to be on season 17 of 'Dancing With the Stars.' We think he's going to win. Not just because we're looking for some sort of 'Revenge of the Nerds'-type fantasy to play out (well, mostly that), but also because Nye has got some moves. Don't believe us? Fine, we're used to that. Check out these GIFs.
Working for the Weekend — 15 Animals in Ties for Labor Day
Hopefully you're enjoying your day off. You know who's not? These animals! They're busy putting the "cat" in business cat-sual. Sure, a tie might be closer to standard business attire, but we're pretty sure the lack of pants keeps it totally casual.
Drunk Guy Makes Miley Cyrus Makeover Video Tutorial
If you've been wondering how to recreate Miley's soon-to-be classic look from the VMAs, wonder no more -- this video will teach you. All you need are some lemons, some tape, some plastic wrap and no pride.
Is This the White Trashiest Wedding March Ever?
A lady decided to do a "seductive" dance down the aisle to her own version of "Crazy B----" by Buckcherry, and now it is being called the white trashiest wedding in history. (NSFW, btw.)
Watch Two Stuntwomen Reenact the Chicken Fight From ‘Family Guy’
With enough money, you can pay two famous stuntwomen to reenact the epic chicken fight scene from 'Family Guy.' That's what happened here.
Open Your Wallet — Choose Your Own Adventure Has a Kickstarter
The folks behind Choose Your Own Adventure books are back, and this time they want to revolutionize cartoons -- and they need your help.
Oxford English Dictionary Redefining Marriage
If Congress doesn't want to redefine marriage, the Oxford English Dictionary will just do it themselves. After all, that's their job.