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28-year-old Sandy Thi Nguyen of Aurora, Colorado was just busted for pretending her six-year-old son had cancer . . . accepting $25,000 in donations from the community . . . then using some of the donations to take her family to Disneyland.

Even before you take Driver's Ed or get your permit to drive a vehicle, you know to stop for school buses. Mostly because they are covered in flashing lights and a sign that says STOP is sticking out of the side (which you can partially see in the photo). It really is obvious. Apparently this Cleveland woman didn't have time to obey the law or worry about others safety.

Chad William Forber is clearly a party animal. But his preferred way of getting down isn’t for everybody. The 41-year-old was arrested by police after they got a call that a naked man was wandering around the downtown area of Rock Island, Illinois early Monday morning. When the cops found Forber, he was covered in Crisco.

Getting arrested for DUI must be bad enough, but imagine the additional embarrassment of getting busted for drunk driving on a lawnmower. That’s what happened to a 69-year-old man in Wisconsin last Saturday.

It’s never a good idea to run up a restaurant tab and then skip out on the bill — and it’s an even worse idea when said eatery is lousy with cops.

A bank robber in London foiled his own robbery by handing the teller his own gun. The unidentified man entered the bank last October with a pair of sunglasses and a flat cap covering his head. He demanded 700,000 pounds from the teller while brandishing a firearm...

We've all updated our Facebook and Twitter accounts with messages we've later regretted, but most of the time they're completely legal. Such wasn't the case for 20-year-old Eley London, a mother from Philadelphia who told Facebook she'd "pay a stack" for someone to kill her baby's father.

When it comes to his faltering marriage, you could say Dino Spinelli put some gasoline on the fire when he put some water in the tank. The 36-year-old Wisconsin man was charged Tuesday for felony criminal damage to property for allegedly filling the gas tank of his wife's car with water last summer. Spinelli was reportedly trying to get back at her because she wanted a separation.

A Virginia man was arrested after allegedly stealing 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart while wearing a cow suit and crawling on all fours.

Last Tuesday, some guy robbed a convenience store outside Washington D.C., and his weapon of choice was a SEVEN-FOOT-LONG TREE BRANCH!