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1. Aight, I sent that text like half an hour ago – what’s the deal?

2. Eh, I guess she could just be playing hard to get.

3. Everyone knows answering texts in less than five minutes is a warning sign of desperation.

4. I respect it.

5. Having said that, if she doesn’t answer my text before that clock strikes 10 pm, I’m going to be forced to think she’s f*cking someone else.

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