Cassandra Rose

Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.

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Brian Williams isn't the only Williams family member on television -- his daughter Allison stars on the HBO sitcom 'Girls' as Marnie, a name which seems to be hot on the baby name charts.

We'd like to see Jon Stewart use that to his advantage somehow.

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In "so adorable we feel the need to hug a basket full of puppies" news, Blake Shelton will officiate and sing at Kelly Clarkson's upcoming wedding. (We didn't know you could hire him for these sorts of things.)

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It has been confirmed that former 'X Factor' judge Demi Lovato will be returning to the show for its third season, joined by creator Simon Cowell -- but not by her former panelists Britney Spears and L.A. Reid.

The fates of co-host Khloe Kardashian and her nipples are currently unknown. (Oh let's be real here. She won't be back.)

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Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.

Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling that Brad and Angie (she lets us call her that) had finally tied the knot.

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Habitual courtroom participant Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal that will send her to 90 days of lockdown rehab instead of the jail time she'd probably have gotten for lying to the police.

There's just one problem: New York, where Lindsay is expected to spend her three months in rehab, has no such thing as lockdown facilities. Which means LiLo could be going to jail after all. (Not that it's likely, but humor us here.)

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With the news that Jimmy Fallon will soon take over 'The Tonight Show' so Jay Leno can finally retire (again), someone will have to fill Fallon's time slot.

Who will it be? If insiders are to be believed, none other than shock-jock and 'America's Got Talent' host Howard Stern.

After all, he's proven he can be on a major network without swearing (much), talking about breast implants ad nauseum, or making too many children cry.

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One Direction member Harry Styles obviously angered someone at their concert in Glasgow, Scotland on Tuesday (Feb. 26) when not one but two shoes were thrown at the singer, hitting him in the crotch.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly? (Sorry if references to 'Austin Powers' are no longer de rigueur these days.)

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Princess Leia herself, Carrie Fisher, was hospitalized after a "strange" performance last week aboard a cruise ship -- something her rep blames solely on Carrie's bi-polar disorder.

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Daniel Day-Lewis won the Best Actor Oscar for 'Lincoln' -- his third such trophy, which set a new record.

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