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Back-to-School Botox – Pee Bottle Overflow

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The KEY is doing a contest to give botox to two deserving moms.

The kids are going back to school, and we’re looking for stories to determine who most needs facial treatment to get back to normal.

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Here is the fourth story submitted:

“Anyone who thinks that driving to Disneyland in order to educate your children about our grand country should know that kids can see it just fine from 3 miles up in the air! We figured this out in the middle of the desert about 3 hours north of Los Angeles. We were pulling back onto the freeway after our 33rd potty break, when my 5 year old announced he needed to use the restroom. What?!?! Within minutes he was bouncing up and down, crying, and holding himself. I had had enough, so I gave him a Sprite bottle to use. As he relieved himself, my 7 year old began to bounce up & down – “you have got to be kidding me!” – I thought. The bottle was less than half way full, so I gave it to him to and watched in horror as the yellow liquid rose closer and closer to the top. I began to shout, “Stop! Stop!! Hold it!!” – to no avail as it sprayed out all over the car- the windows, me, and, to my 10 year old daughters complete horror, herself and her pillow! We had to stop after all.”

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