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10 Super Cheesy Pickup Notes

The Pickup Artist
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Anyone who’s ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful (“Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.”), all are straight up hilarious.

Luckily, good ol’ Instagram has proof of some highly cheesy lines people have actually used. These ain’t nothin like Justin Bieber’s special V-Day message. These are the best of the worst. Check out 10 of our cringe-worthy favorites.

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hadiemarris, web.stagram.com
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acca_scuse_me, web.stagram.com
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supcharrr, web.stagram.com
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rutho18, web.stagram.com
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hmt1998, web.stagram.com
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heiqalbenzema, web.stagram.com
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hdoorknob, web.stagram.com
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caraphernelia_may, web.stagram.com
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bradchin_, web.stagram.com
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ashley_kasko, web.stagram.com

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