We all have real friends and Facebook friends. One of my real friends, Janis, is now my arch nemesis on Facebook. Enemy doesn't even come close. We're done (on Facebook). And you know what? You're done with her as well. Facebook isn't big enough for the two of us so no more shared friends. Here's what I need from YOU:

1) If you're Facebook friends with both of us, you need to unfriend Janis.

2) If you're Facebook friends with neither of us, I need you to friend me and blow her friend list out of the water.

You may be asking yourself WHY? If so, you're over thinking this. Just click on the links below and do what you've got to do. I'm counting on you.