Around 12:30a last night Marlene Jarrett decided to go for a lil drive! while cruising around  she came across a gang of crazy garbage cans...OMG!...she had only one choice!! run those suckers over....

then cars starting jumping in front of her vehicle!! Take em out Marlene!!!...

then people started getting in her way and she attempted to run them over!! but the pesky people were a bit fast...no luck.

It occurred on 5th Avenue in Kennewick around the Hansen Park area. Neighbors heard BOOM, CRASH, BAM!!!! and decided to call the cops. It took KPD a little while to pull poor Marlene over....Marlene is currently residing in the concrete cubical waiting for a medical evaluation.

Michele Piacquadio

I wonder if she is single?