Top 10 ‘Why My Kid is Late’ Excuses
I am responsible for my daughter being late to school almost once a week since the school year started. It is not that I am a bad dad or anything, I just have a two year old and a five year old to get dressed, fed, packed, out the door and then drive 20 minutes into Richland to get her there.
When I take her to the office, the desk lady always asks "Why" she is late and I have started giving creative and crazy excuses. Here is a small list of some of the best. Feel free to use them if your late with your kid.
- 1
Aliens
- 2
The Dog Ate the Alarm Clock
- 3
Elephant Got a Flat Tire
- 4
Our Flight Was Delayed
- 5
Darth Vader 'Force Held' Me Asleep
- 6
My Lunch Box Ran Away This Morning
- 7
Starbucks was Slow
- 8
My Shoes Were Hungry
- 9
Lost Track of Time Swimming in My Water Bed
- 10
A Long Telemarketer Call