A survey was released this week stating emphatically that the No. 1 turnoff for women on vacation is seeing men in Speedos. Apparently only Michael Phelps can get away with it. Well, I have something to say to that: SHUT YOUR FACE!
Speedos are a man's best friends. I wouldn't be surprised if Adam wore Speedos in the Garden of Eden.

Do you know how I know I'm right and every woman in the world is wrong? Because Superman thinks Speedos are so awesome he wears his on the OUTSIDE of his clothes.

The survey also said men on vacation shouldn't wink, blow kisses or dance badly if they want to pick up women.

I get the message loud and clear: women on vacay can't handle my PURE AWESOMENESS!