Big Jim dug up a list of banned Christmas songs from a Department store in London, and We can see why they are banned...

Morrison's department stores in London have banned the following holiday songs from being played in their stores

The Christmas Song - Alvin and the Chipmunks
I’m The Christmas Queen - Miss Piggy
The Christmas Song - David Hasselhoff
Christmas Wrapping - The Spice Girls
Holy Night - Celine Dion
Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas) - John Denver
Christmas Tree - Lady Gaga
Christmas Conga - Cyndi Lauper
Santa Baby - Madonna