Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

The Germans may love him, but Americans just love to mock him. This performer once made people question his family lineage and his understanding of the English language when he said, "I have taste. It's inbred in me."

Guess the Celebrity Crib

What lucky celebrity has enough money (or is the girlfriend to enough money) and has the chutzpah to live in this 28,524-square-foot spaceship house currently being constructed in Moscow, Russia?

Scarlett Johansson Reportedly Engaged to Romain Dauriac

Actress Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend, journalist Romain Dauriac, are engaged, according to recent reports. In that case, let's pop open the hypothetical champagne.

Lamar Odom Arrested for DUI

Basketball player Lamar Odom is not having the best month. He most likely separated from his wife Khloe Kardashian, he is allegedly dealing with a nasty drug addiction, and now he's been arrested for driving under the influence.

Clint Eastwood Separates From Wife of 17 Years

Clint Eastwood has officially separated from Dina Eastwood, his wife of 17 years.

Michael Buble + Wife Say Hello to Baby Boy Noah [PHOTO]

Michael Buble and wife Luisana Lopilato welcomed their first child into the world today (Aug. 27), a baby boy named Noah Buble.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off Baby Bump and New Bangs [PHOTOS]

Newly engaged and newly pregnant actress Jennifer Love Hewitt showed off her burgeoning baby bump on the red carpet of the Pampers Love, Sleep & Play campaign -- and revealed a new haircut to boot.

Paula Deen Wins Racial Discrimination Lawsuit

Food Network star Paula Deen found herself under fire when allegations of racism and sexual harassment came to light from a recent deposition. In turn she lost her job and was unable to save face, even with a strange series of apology videos and asking people to throw rocks at her. Yet after all that, the judge has thrown out the claim filed against Deen for some intriguing reasons.

The Royal Baby Finally Has a Name

Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis. So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.

Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby

Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy. That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.

Kanye West Rants About Taylor Swift + Pink on Audio Secretly Recorded After the 2009 VMAs

Taylor Swift certainly hasn't forgotten about Kanye West's diss during the 2009 VMA Awards, in which he jumped onstage to announce that Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' was "one of the best music videos of all time" -- and neither has the internet. In fact, some secret audio footage has surfaced of someone who's supposedly (and totally is) Kanye ranting about Swift after the fact, and even thro

Charlie Sheen Is Now a Grandfather and Thus Officially an Olde Time Warlock

Charlie Sheen's daughter Cassandra Estevez had her first child yesterday (July 17), meaning that Sheen's tiger blood is successfully running through a third generation. Also that the 47-year-old is now a grandfather.