Ryan Anderson

Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak

Some Dude Slashed His Wrists in Front of the ‘Today’ Show Audience [PHOTO, VIDEO]

A man attempted to commit suicide -- or at least garner a lot of attention -- in front of a live taping of the 'Today' show. And while the program has been in a ratings slump, this probably wasn't what it had to mind to fix that.

Jason Sudeikis Smuggles Drugs + Jennifer Aniston Strips in the Red Band Trailer for ‘We’re the Millers’ [NSFW VIDEO]

A new trailer has sprung up for the soon to be released comedy 'We're the Millers,' and it delivers every single thing you could possibly want in a movie.

Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]

When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer. Behold! The dash cam tape is here!

Martha Stewart’s Match.com Profile Is Pretty Much Just What You’d Imagine

When Martha Stewart was on the 'Today' show on Monday, April 29, she revealed that she'd created a Match.com account -- because the only man in her life right now is Snoop Lion. Now the details of the profile have emerged, and they're pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

Legendary Mouseketeer Annette Funicello Dead at 70 [VIDEOS]

Actress, singer and former Mouseketeer Annette Funicello has passed away at the age of 70 from complications stemming from her battle with multiple sclerosis.

Halle Berry Is Pregnant

Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.