If Bigfoot were real, where would he hide in Tri-Cities?

Before you start pelting me with produce, let me clarify by saying I want to believe. I absolutely would be thrilled to hear the announcement on the news that a vetted, first-hand account of the existence of Bigfoot or Sasquatch has been verified as true.

I have a couple of questions I'd like to ask, such as:

  • Why'd you hide for so long?
  • Have you ever seen a dinosaur? 
  • Do you like IPAs?
  • Why do so many people mess with you?

Maybe he hides because people would annoy him endlessly if he didn't.

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I think Tri-Cities would be a good spot to live for Bigfoot, we have lots of natural amenities, plenty of food, fish, and lots of places you could live off the grid.

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The Yakima Delta is a huge stretch of game land and is a big preserve. It's also in the middle of a growing city, it offers secluded peace and quiet.

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The Colyak is also pretty undisturbed and only true adventure-seekers would know about it. There's a lot of old, growing sagebrush.

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If you're hungry, there's plenty of fish and plenty of hiding spots for the ultimate game of hide-and-seek. There is also a secret pond most people who visit the hatchery don't know about.

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White Bluffs is very remote, the only way to access White Bluffs is by hiking. It's also not far from the Columbia River or fishing ponds.

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