Dumb Washington State Laws Everyone Should Know
Every Washingtonian should know these laws!! ya, know...so you don't break the law!!! duh!!
Dont Harass Bigfoot
Skamania County, Washington passed a law regarding Bigfoot in 1969 declaring that "any willful, wanton slaying of such creatures shall be deemed a felony" subject to substantial fine and/or imprisonment...Don't bug bigfoot
If You have a cold..STAY HOME!!
Exposing contagious disease -- Penalty.
Every person who shall willfully expose himself to another, or any animal affected with any contagious or infectious disease, in any public place and every person so affected who shall expose any other person thereto without his knowledge, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor. ...stay home!!
Don't use X-rays to shoe shop!!
Prohibition -- Fluoroscopic x-ray shoefitting devices.
The operation or maintenance of any x-ray, fluoroscopic, or other equipment or apparatus employing roentgen rays, in the fitting of shoes or other footwear or in the viewing of bones in the feet is prohibited.....huh?
Walla walla!! keep your noxious stuff at home!
It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park.
Don't paint on the flag
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag....well duh!! everyone knows polka dots and stripes do not go together.