Dumb Washington State Laws Everyone Should Know

Skamania County, Washington passed a law regarding Bigfoot in 1969 declaring that "any willful, wanton slaying of such creatures shall be deemed a felony" subject to substantial fine and/or imprisonment...Don't bug bigfoot

RCW 70.54.050
Exposing contagious disease -- Penalty.

Every person who shall willfully expose himself to another, or any animal affected with any contagious or infectious disease, in any public place and every person so affected who shall expose any other person thereto without his knowledge, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor. ...stay home!!

RCW 70.98.170
Prohibition -- Fluoroscopic x-ray shoefitting devices.

The operation or maintenance of any x-ray, fluoroscopic, or other equipment or apparatus employing roentgen rays, in the fitting of shoes or other footwear or in the viewing of bones in the feet is prohibited.....huh?

It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park.

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag....well duh!! everyone knows polka dots and stripes do not go together.