Ever Dumped Someone for a Ridiculous Reason? This is For You

Big Jim and I are both happily married, but when we were single and dating....

We found a list online of the most ridiculous reasons someone got dumped.  Like, he used too many hashtags . . . she ate her peas one at a time . . . her glasses weren't actually prescription . . . and, quote, "His name didn't match his face."