Proof Halloween Is on Its Way! + 9 Halloween Jokes!

Halloween is coming soon! Proof is that we're already half done building the 2014 version of Terror Behind the Screen! More proof is the pumpkins growing around town! Seen any in your neighborhood?

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer!

What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey. (read it out loud fast)

Why was the scarecrow given an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!

What's E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it.

Why does the wise guy always want to meet up at the cemetery? Because it's the dead center of town!

How many tickles does it take to make a Giant Squid laugh? Ten tickles.

What's a ghost's favorite pie? BOOberry pie!

TERROR BEHIND THE SCREEN OPENS THE LAST WEEKEND IN SEPTEMBER! EVEN IF YOU'VE BEEN BEFORE, THE 2014 HAUNT IS FULL OF NEW FEATURES AND SURPRISES!