Brides

It’s that time of year again when all the soon-to-be brides get just a tad bit stressed from all the spring wedding preparations. Not to mention they want to look perfect in their dresses, no matter how over-the-top or extravagant they are.

Leave it to the brides-to-be to find a new way to abuse themselves for a perfect wedding. Supposedly, some brides are getting feeding tubes implanted in their nostrils to give them a drip of 800 calories a day, so they can lose weight before their wedding...

A wedding dance video from July is popping up on a bunch of websites. It's the groom doing the dance from Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" video, and he's pretty good. Then the bride joins in near the end, and she's not bad.

There's something that feels symbolic about standing at the altar, waiting for your bride to walk down the aisle...and knowing that you'll be cremated in the very same building someday.