Two New Ways for Americans to Get Chubby: Pizza Vending Machines and Burger King’s Bacon Sundaes

I love this! Here are two new ways for us to get even chubbier this year.

A European company is about to start installing pizza vending machines in the U.S. They cook you a pizza in two-and-a-half minutes for just $6. You can also chub up with Burger King's new Bacon sundaes...vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate, caramel, and bacon crumbs. They go on sale nationwide tomorrow.