Somebody set a whole bunch of dumpster fires in Pasco the other night. The Pasco Fire Department responded to at least five of them!

I admit that I did some hooligan-type stuff when I was a teenager, but I never set a dumpster on fire. That just seems especially derelict for some reason. Maybe because it's basically arson.

According to a report from NBC Right Now, dumpster fires can happen but to have 5 all at once is pretty rare. I was racking my brain trying to figure out why somebody would want to set even one dumpster on fire and here's what I came up with:

**It was full of Neil Young music.

**It was full of pistachios that won't open

**A husband threw a spider in it and the wife torched it.

**It was full of Baby Shark songs.

**It was full of dirty dishes...just ain't dealing with that tonight!

**It was full of pop-up ads

**It was full of spam phone calls at 8:30 p.m.

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