I caught my dog peeing on my tires this week. Apparently that's what one Moses Lake person caught his elderly neighbor doing, too.

To add to the comedic effect, the man was wearing a kilt. I guess it makes relief easier to get.

The man, of course, tried to tell cops it was his dog that was peeing on the tires. But nobody bought it.

Despite lifting his kilt for a full display, he was not arrested.