‘You Hit It You Eat It’ Roadkill Law Passes in Oregon

Oregon just passed a bill similar to the one that passed last year in Washington, Oregonians are now able to legally harvest Elk and Deer for food from the side of the road...

Washington State passed the same law last year and I guess it makes sense I mean why waste good meat....and there's a question what constitutes good meat?  Here's the rule of thumb when it comes to road kill:

JUST DONT FORGET the essential Rules of the Roadkill:

-Sunny and hot? Stays on the asphalt.
-Cold and cloudy? Load the Audi!
-Eye sockets empty? Don’t risk dysentery.
-Eyeballs clear? Dinner’s here!
And lastly,
-If it’s bloatin’, don’t be totin’.